Today is terrible. Shaw’s did not have the pickles I wanted, there were no fun new items at the consignment shops I browse, there was some fruitcake burritomaker who put CUCUMBERS in my CAESAR WRAP at Boloco. Yes, cucumbers, yes, really. The nerve.
Worse yet, I come back from lunch, and IT’S SOMEONE’S BIRTHDAY! But I am not invited, and there is cake over there and they are like MAN THIS CAKE IS SO AWESOME and I’m here with no pickles, no cake, no fun secondhand purses and a belly full of weird tasting cucumbers.
Girlfriend has a case of the Mondays.