I keep seeing ads on craigslist for bikes that are “perfect for Burning Man.” What does that even mean? A comfortable saddle so as not to mash your exposed genitalia? Has a basket in which to store your water bottle and LSD?
Help me out, non-squares. I’m from the East Coast, this is not a language I speak.
I believe the ads are referring to this:
http://www.burningman.com/
Yeah, naked hippies in the desert! Apparently these people decorate their bikes with furry pieces of fabric and bells and whistles and whatnot. Tons of beater bikes on craiglist getting sold for $20 to trick out for the festival…