I keep seeing ads on craigslist for bikes that are “perfect for Burning Man.” What does that even mean? A comfortable saddle so as not to mash your exposed genitalia? Has a basket in which to store your water bottle and LSD?

Help me out, non-squares. I’m from the East Coast, this is not a language [...]

Triumph:

And also, from my Google Analytics stats:

You buy me one, that’s how. [...]

Are comments that are legitimate (as opposed to spam) really actually called “ham”? I find that incredibly hard to believe. Then again, stranger things have happened:

Don’t even get me started on [...]